Protect your potions and preserve your pixelcore with these laser-engraved slate coasters featuring digital familiars from across the arcane net. Whether you're a Dungeon Master, chaotic coder, or simply live in a magical glitch, there's a familiar here for you.
🖤 Choose Your Familiar:
🪄 Adopt a Familiar (Cozy Mischief Edition)
– Tiny Dragon: Breathes smoke rings and hoards dice
– Enchanted Book: May read you back
– Magic Mouse: Clicks spells faster
– Sleepy Bat: Nocturnal nap connoisseur
Comes with extra mischief. Always.
🕷 Conjure a Companion (Digital Glitch Edition)
– Glitch Toad: Croaks in binary
– Cache Cat: Lives in tabs you forgot you had open
– 404 Sprite: Not found, but adorable
– Webcrawler Imp: Definitely not collecting your browsing history
May bite reality occasionally.
🪵 Coaster Details:
• Laser-engraved on natural slate, expect delightful imperfections and stone texture
• Approx. 4x4 inches square with beveled edges
• Soft feet on the bottom to protect your altar, desk, or ritual gaming table
• Designed in my glittery underground lair, summoned via laser
• Not dishwasher safe (the familiars disapprove, please wipe with a damp cloth)
🎁 Makes a perfect gift for:
• TTRPG players, witches, and warlocks
• Cottagecore chaos gremlins
• Tech witches and spell coders
• People who love their drinks and their desktops equally
✨ Want a set of both or multiple? Add each to your cart separately or send me a message for familiar bonding discounts!
